Alex H

Backdoorspares

🏆 Player of the Week: Alex from Back Door Spares 🎳 As the neon glow of the bowling alley lights flickered to life this past Monday night, a new chapter in Club Sports Bowling was written. Season 3 has officially begun, and what once started as a humble league of five teams has swelled to a near ten-team powerhouse—proof that the lanes are no longer just a battleground, but a proving ground. And amidst this surge of new contenders, one bowler carved his name into the history of the night: Alex from Back Door Spares. Hailing from the gilded enclave of Great Neck, Long Island, where the air is rich with the scent of success (and fresh Botox), Alex is no ordinary bowler. By day, he engineers solutions. By night, he engineers the perfect curveball, a hypnotic arc that bends through time and space, defying gravity before striking home with surgical precision. On this night, the pins surrendered to his craft—three times in a row. A turkey was born, a moment of mastery where skill met fate, where the ball whispered secrets to the lane, and the lane listened. Alex’s love for Monday night bowling runs deep, a ritual where competition meets camaraderie, and where the sound of crashing pins is a symphony of triumph. Introduced to the league by his friend Julian 🦵⚽️🎳, Alex has not only made his mark but set the tone for what promises to be a legendary season. With the league’s momentum surging, the question looms—will we break the double-digit threshold this season? Will ten teams take to the lanes, solidifying Club Sports Bowling as a force to be reckoned with? One thing is certain: as long as the lanes remain open and the lights stay on, the story of this league—and its players—is still being written. 🍀🥬🍫 To the man whose ball curves like poetry in motion, who turns spares into strikes and Mondays into moments—we salute you, Alex.

Kara S

BowlJobs

🏆 Bowling with Vince - Player of the Week: Kara (BowlJobs) 🏆 For the first time in league history, Player of the Week goes to someone from the losing team—but when you’re as dominant as Kara from BowlJobs, the scoreboard is just a technicality. Kara has been an absolute powerhouse all season, showing up week after week, putting in the work, and carrying the team when it matters most. She’s had to bowl multiple times in a night, proving her reliability, endurance, and sheer will to win. And let’s talk numbers. We’ve got a rule in this league: if Kara bowls over 125, we count it twice. Well, guess what? She didn’t just break 125—she threw down a MASSIVE 165. That’s boss energy. That’s queen behavior. That’s what dominance looks like. Her performance has been so elite that other teams have started inquiring about potential trades—because when you’re bowling at Kara’s level, everyone wants you on their roster. But BowlJobs isn’t giving up their MVP without a fight. On top of all that, Kara isn’t just a bowler—she’s a physical training machine, bringing strength, discipline, and a winning mentality to the lanes. The team may not have secured the W this week, but individually? Kara OWNED the night. 🔥 Give it up for Kara—because she’s not just playing the game, she’s redefining it. 🔥

Brian F

A Perfect Game

Bowler of the Week: Brian Fitzgerald – The Legend, The Icon, The Captain There are great bowlers, and then there’s Brian Fitzgerald—a man so legendary that even Pfizer once called him up, asking for a sample of his blood to fuel their next breakthrough in Viagra research. That’s right, science itself bows before his greatness. From the moment he steps into the alley, draped in the finest fashion the bowling world has ever seen, Brian commands attention—not just with his strikes but with his effortless swagger. A natural athlete, he dominates the lanes with the same precision that he applies to his golf game, which, if we’re being honest, is an ongoing masterpiece in progress. As a team captain, Brian is nothing short of extraordinary, guiding his squad with wisdom, charisma, and a bowling IQ so high it should be studied. But his talents don’t stop at sports. By day, he’s one of the greatest network security experts in the world—a man single-handedly responsible for putting an end to the CrowdStrike issue last summer. That’s right, while others were scratching their heads, Brian was out there saving cyberspace like the bowling Batman we never knew we needed. When he’s not dominating lanes and firewalls, you can find Brian spending time with his best friend, Vincent, the only person worthy of keeping up with his greatness. And soon, he’ll be making New York his new playground, where he’ll be with his lovely girlfriend, Kimberly, undoubtedly making the city even better just by being there. This week’s Bowler of the Week? It was never in question. Brian Fitzgerald is the moment.

Jordan W

A Perfect Game

🏅 Bowling Player of the Week: Jordan! 🏅 Originally from Dallas, Jordan came to Miami to work for the Dolphins, but she’s been making waves far beyond the football field! She joined bowling to add some fun to her Monday nights, and she’s been an absolute star ever since. Jordan has consistently scored in the hundreds, showcasing impressive skill and dedication every week. Her steady performance makes her the most consistent bowler on the team, and her teammates couldn’t be happier to have her. When she’s not dominating the lanes, you can find Jordan enjoying coffee, biking, running, or spending weekends at Disney World. We’re lucky to have such an awesome player and teammate. Congratulations, Jordan! 🎳✨

Alan T

Team Tomas

Alan scored a career high 164 helping his team secure a win over the Pin droppers.alan picture is in player of the game

Ziv Yehezkely

Alley Oops

Alley Oops - Champs

Bowling Player of the Week: Alley Oops: Ziv has quietly been leveling up and now the bowling lanes don’t stand a chance! After mastering the technique and honing those strikes, this once-underestimated bowler is making a serious comeback. From gutter balls to glory, Ziv’s improvement has been nothing short of impressive—turning heads and taking names with every roll. Watch out, because Ziv isn’t just playing the game anymore; they’re taking over the lanes, one pin-shattering strike at a time!

Tucker Elliott

Rollin' with the Homies

Player of the Week: Tucker 🦵⚽️🎳 After a tough stretch of underwhelming performances, The Comeback Kid Tucker 🦵⚽️🎳 reminded everyone why he’s still a force to be reckoned with on Monday night. Once known for clutch strikes and fiery competitiveness, Tucker’s recent games had been… let’s just say less than memorable. But just when the league was ready to write him off, he delivered a career-defining performance, rolling a league-high 210 points — his best game of the season by far. Tucker approached the lanes with renewed focus, as if every disappointing frame from weeks past fueled his determination. Strike after strike, he shattered expectations and silenced any lingering doubts about his capabilities. His intensity was matched only by his precision, leaving his opponents stunned and his teammates roaring in celebration. Was it a fluke? A one-time comeback? Or is this just the beginning of Tucker 2.0? One thing is certain: when Tucker 🦵⚽️🎳 is locked in, no one is safe on the lanes. Welcome back, king.

Nicholas Cramer

Pin Droppers

Player of the Week: Ser Nick of the Bowling Realm In the realm of Club Sports, where strikes are celebrated more than swordsmanship and gutter balls are worse than betrayals, a new hero has emerged from the shadows of the lanes: Nick, Lord of the Pins and Protector of the Spare Isles. This week, Ser Nick, hailing from the snowy lands of South Bend, Indiana, etched his name into the history books with a personal high score of 186, besting foes and friends alike. It was a performance so mighty, even the King of the North would have laid down his sword in awe. “I came to Club Sports looking for something to do,” Nick admitted, reminiscing on his humble beginnings. “But now I’m out here conquering lanes like I’m storming Winterfell.” When not ruling the bowling lanes, Ser Nick sharpens his skills in the kitchens, where he crafts dishes worthy of feasts in the Great Hall. A master of spices and sauces, he’s known to combine his passions for cooking and bowling by declaring, “If the pins don’t fall, they’ll be marinated and roasted by sundown.” But that’s not all—Nick spends his off-duty hours scaling walls like a spider from Essos, rock climbing his way to new heights. “The climbing keeps me nimble for those tricky 7-10 splits,” he says, undoubtedly inspired by the Wall’s Night Watch agility drills. By day, Nick wields numbers instead of swords, working in finance for a restaurant group. He’s the Hand of the Spreadsheet, ensuring the books balance as neatly as his bowling scores. “I like to think of it as managing kingdoms of food and gold,” he explains. “But without the backstabbing… unless someone takes the last donut.” Ser Nick’s triumph on the lanes this week wasn’t just a win—it was a spectacle. With every strike, the pins seemed to whisper, “Winter is striking.” His final frame, a perfect crescendo of focus and finesse, left the crowd cheering like the Battle of the Bastards had just turned in Jon Snow’s favor. So raise your goblets (or soda cups) to Ser Nick of South Bend, the Bowler of the Week. May his reign be long, his strikes frequent, and his cooking as legendary as his Game of Thrones references. “The pins may bend, but they shall never break,” he declared, walking off the lanes like a true king of bowling.

Gregory Fraszczak

A Perfect Game

The Greg of House Kenosha, The Polka King From the frosty reaches of the North—Chicago, to be precise—comes The Greg of House Kenosha, a legendary figure of melody and might. Once a star performer in the illustrious Kenosha Kickers, his fame was sealed with their chart-topping hit, “Polka Polka Polka.” Now, he turns his talents not to music but to the hallowed lanes of the Lucky Strike League, drawn by whispers of the legendary reputation of Commissioner Vince, the Hair of Destiny. The Greg wields two fearsome weapons forged in the fires of his dual vocations. By day, he commands the Hammer of the Union, a tool capable of bending lightning to his will, a fitting homage to his craft as a union electrician. By night, he conjures the Code of the Algorithm, a sorcerer of software engineering whose logic knows no bounds. These twin powers, seemingly opposed, grant him precision, focus, and unshakable resilience on the battlefield of bowling. When The Greg steps onto the polished lanes, he channels the energy of the Seven Kingdoms. His strikes resound like the roll of thunder over Winterfell, and his spares are calculated with the meticulous precision of a Maester scribing the annals of history. His opponents find themselves entranced, caught between awe of his effortless grace and terror of his unrelenting consistency. Known to “abide” in his off-time, Greg’s laid-back demeanor masks the fierce competitor beneath. He bowls not just for glory but to uphold the reputation of House Kenosha and pay homage to the noble art of Polka that forged his legend. In the Lucky Strike League, Greg is a wild card, unpredictable yet inevitable, a force destined to etch his name among the greats. Beware the Polka King—he may look familiar, but on the lanes, he’s a player like no other.